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The Lie: Evolution
 

Joseph Mastropaolo


JOE’S GEMS

Over the years of trying to stop the deluding of children with Darwinism I have been prividged to work closely with one of the greatest of creationists—Dr. Joseph Mastropaolo. Dr. Mastropaolo is a true scientist, but he also is a gifted writer with a sense of humor that is second-to-none. The quips, logical statements, and thought provoking observations below have been gathered from the remarks and essays of Dr. Mastropaolo. I roughly grouped them into categories. Karl Priest (updated 5-1-2012)

NOTE: THE LIFE SCIENCE PRIZE changed to LIFE SCIENCE TRIAL on 1-9-2016.

IS EVOLUTION A FACT?

Of the simplest machines, a toothpick has no moving parts. The only way to make it is by machines and engineering. Given every tree on the planet and infinite time, evolution could never make a toothpick. The only thing "evolution" can do is rot the wood.
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Evolutionists have no evidence, not Star Wars, not swords, not pitchforks, not pointed shoes, nothing.
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Evolution is more impossible than the Blue Fairy, the Witch of the North, Aladdin's genies, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, the Headless Horseman, and the mathematical definition of impossible all put together.
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Evolution is more than a zillion (1 followed by more than 4 million zeros) times more impossible than the mathematical definition of impossible. The little children who believe in the Tooth Fairy and never wish to grow up can look forward to believing in the champion inverted fantasy of all recorded history, evolution.
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In response to “evolution is many things, including change":
Every change requires an energy conversion and lost available energy, which is devolution, the exact opposite of evolution. That is why the change definition is also an inverted fantasy.
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IS EVOLUTION REALITY?

Evolutionists have a fixation on a 2,500 year old phantom and cannot relate hard data published in a peer reviewed science journal. Evolutionists have a delusion that they are right and the rest of the world is wrong. “. . . withdrawal from reality with failure to test and evaluate external reality adequately, formation of delusions or hallucinations, and regression presenting the appearance of personality disintegration.”* 

*Psychosis. Blakiston’s Pocket Medical Dictionary, Fourth Edition, p. 671. The medical dictionary suggests that an evolutionist needs psychiatric help before his personality disintegrates irretrievably.
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Evolution requires more psychotic faith than any known religion.
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Evolutionists should not worry because psychiatrists say they can help people who have withdrawn and fail to test and evaluate reality.
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Propagandists like Richard Dawkins are out of touch with reality and hallucinate that evolution is true. Such hallucinations so withdrawn from reality are the medical dictionary definition of psychosis.
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Evolution vs. creation is like a 100m race that the ID contestant can run in 10 seconds. The front man says his evolutionist sprinter will boycott the race because the ID sprinter is too slow. So, we hire a detective who finds that the evolutionist sprinter is a quadruple amputee only able to move his mouth. Evidently, that is what evolutionists are, all mouth and no legs.
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Evolutionists remind me of 800 lb men immobilized in hospital beds loudly proclaiming that they are the world champion marathon runners. When cordially invited to come to the starting line and race, they sniff that they do not wish to provide a pedestal for the genetically inferior athletic specimens who do not even reach a respectable weight of 400 lb. When coaxed, evolutionists agree on condition that the starting line will also be the finish line. When that is agreed, they are suspended by cranes with toes touching the starting line and when the starting gun sounds they are dropped and completely obscure the starting and finish lines to claim without taking one step that again they are world champion marathon runners. Quickly lifted by the cranes so they do not asphyxiate themselves in their own fat, they are returned to their hospital beds to continue their ranting and raving about their World and Olympic Championships in the marathon running. Then the nurses connect again their intravenous feeding tubes courtesy of their endowed professorships. The sham is over, the jig is up, the cat is out of the bag. The 2,500 year old mummy called evolution has long since crumbled to dust and been blown away hundreds of years ago by Redi, Pasteur and Tyndall amongst a legion of others. Alchemy is gone, so is magic and astrology.
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In response to an evo who was trying to rationalize the Big Bang coming from “nothing” by saying there are different sorts of “nothings”: Like zeros, some nothings are upright, some are upside down, some go sideways left to right, and others go right to left. Some nothings are nothing at all and others are plenteous nothings. We haven't even touched on ancient nothings or future nothings or spontaneous nothings or evolved nothings or scientific nothings or superstitious nothings. That last brings us back to evolution, the most fascinating nothing of all nothings.
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Evolutionists are peddling a superstition. In their place, I would maintain that evolution is not only a theory but also a fact and any rival is bogus. And if I were peddling snake oil, I would maintain that the village M.D. is sadly behind the times. Anyone that does not know that the truth is objective, valid, reliable, and calibrated is at the mercy of every superstition and snake oil peddler.
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IS EVOLUTION A THEORY?

Evolution is inverted fantasy and can never have a successful experiment.
Gravity has infinite experiments with mathematical precision.
Can evolution be infinitely stupid?
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A speculation must be possible according to the laws of physics, chemistry and biology. A speculation formulated and successfully tried as an experiment (P<0.05), becomes a hypothesis. If experiments purposefully designed to make the hypothesis fail, disproof experiments, are unanimously unsuccessful at causing the hypothesis to fail, then the hypothesis becomes a theory. If the theory survives for many generations of experiments and disproof experiments without failure or weakness, then it becomes a law. If it survives as a law worldwide for many generations, then it becomes a fact.

Evolution is not a fact and it is not a theory and it is not a hypothesis. A hypothesis is established by several successful experiments. If the hypothesis is subsequently subjected to a comprehensive battery of experiments to disprove it and none succeed, then it may be published as a theory. See http://www.creationresearch.org/crsq/articles/37/37_4/Muscle.htm.  Evolution has no hypothesis because it has no successful experiment. Evolution can never have a hunch to design an experiment to develop a hypothesis because a hunch must not violate the laws of physics. All evolution can ever have is hallucinations out of touch with reality and that by dictionary definition that is psychosis.
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A theory has many successful experiments, including those specifically designed to make it fail. Can anyone refer me to a reprint of scientific evidence published in a peer reviewed science journal with objective, valid, reliable, and calibrated scientific evidence that supports evolution?

If there is no successful experiment, then evolution cannot qualify as a hypothesis. If it depends on violation of the energy laws, then it cannot qualify as a speculation. Accordingly, the only category left for it is inverted fantasy, and that is about as far from a theory as any concept can be.
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Evolution has no successful experiment so it cannot qualify as a hypothesis. Evolution cannot qualify as a speculation because it is non existent in the entire universe, always has been and always will be or we would not be here today. The entire universe is devolving, the exact opposite and excluder of evolving, always has been and always will be. Therefore, evolution is a fantasy. However, a straightforward fantasy merely exaggerates the laws of science whereas evolution is the exact opposite of reality and its laws. Therefore, evolution is an inverted fantasy. The cow jumped over the moon is a straightforward fantasy because cows can jump low fences. The moon jumped over the cow is an inverted fantasy like evolution.
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Living things cannot spontaneously generate, so they had to be created, and the only change they can undergo once created is devolution to genetic disorders. The experiments that disproved spontaneous generation, the foundation of evolution, over the last three and a half centuries have never been overthrown. So creation is an unrivaled, undisputed, proven fact in the testimony of the entire biosphere and the entire universe. Evolution exists nowhere, never has and never will. Evolution is not only the phantom of the universe; it is the inverse of reality. Reality is devolution, always has been and always will be. After creation, devolution is the unrivaled, undisputed, proven fact of life and nonlife alike.
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1. There is no evolution anywhere in the universe. Never has been. Never will be.
2. Evolution requires an almost infinite number of spontaneously generated structures to obtain a cell from inert elements, to obtain a second different kind of cell, to obtain a progression to the more than 30,000 different single-celled organisms then to untold numbers of multi-celled organisms, some up to more than 100 trillion cells.
3. Spontaneous generation was proven superstition 350 years ago and those experiments have never been overturned.
4. Each spontaneously generated structure would require a miracle. A miracle is something that defies the laws of physics. So evolution requires an almost infinite number of miracles. That is the definition of a religion, not science. This can be proven in a court of law beyond a shadow of a doubt.
5. Teaching evolution is teaching a state supported religion which is prohibited by the U.S. Constitution. Can the Board afford a Constitutional law suit?
6. Evolution teaches that mutations are beneficial and uses the sickle cell mutation as an example. The sickle cell mutation causes 75,000 hospitalizations per year in the U.S. of 6.1 days with significant mortality. "Thus, sickle cell disease is one of the most prevalent genetic disorders in the US." (Ashley-Koch, Yang and Olney, 2000) The evolutionists classic case of biological superiority is filling hospital beds and graveyards with the afflicted. Can the Board afford law suits to prevent children or grandchildren from ending up in the hospital or graveyard because of what they were taught in biology?
7. The "ravages of time" is in our language. Nothing gets better with time. Everything must be built brand-new and immediately begins to age,wear out, devolve. Evolution is the exact opposite of what billions of people have consistently observed for thousands of years with not one exception. Are you requiring your students to believe the exact opposite of what billions of people have consistently observed for thousands of years?
8. The genetic defects known prior to 1966 were 1484, when the current records were started. They are being reported as they are being discovered and reported in the medical journals. The count is 13,539 as of 2001. Genetic defects have been accelerating consistently. Evolution teaches the opposite thereby disarming students rather than preparing them for life's most important decisions.
9. Extrapolating backward in time there were fewer genetic disorders and fewer people. Medical science is on the side of a genetically perfect original couple.
10. No biology textbook teaches the truth that evolution was invented by Anaximander 2,500 years ago and that the goddess Cybele, the Great Mother of all the gods, performed the infinite spontaneous generation miracles that evolution needed to work. Evolution originally was a pagan Cybelese religion and still depends on Cybele for the infinite structural miracles to make it work.
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Everywhere in the universe the finger of time points downward in devolution. Evolution’s fictionalized finger points upward as it and its finger are devolving. But evolution is not fiction like Mother Goose where the cow jumps over the moon. A cow can jump a low fence so Mother Goose is straight forward fantasy that children enjoy. Inverted Mother Goose would be the moon jumping over the cow. That kind of inverted fantasy is what evolution is, the exact opposite of reality, an example of the medical dictionary definition of psychosis, and it twists the psyches of our youth.
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Laws of physics and engineering are against evolution.  Evolution exists nowhere in the universe, never has, never will. It is the phantom of the universe.  No evolutionist worldwide has been able to provide one piece of objective, valid, reliable, calibrated evidence in support of evolution. Something can rust or rot to a pile of powder, but nothing can arise from that powder without engineering. 
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IS CREATION TRUE?

Henry Ford created the Ford automobile. He did not evolve it. Creators get jobs. Evolvers starve. Engineers create or they are fired.
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1. Create, according to Webster, is to make or originate. Leonardo created the Mona Lisa, Henry created the Ford.
2. Humans have created trillions of things like houses, clothes, tools, cars, etc. Humans have evolved zero things. For the debate count only one trillion for create, zero for evolution. The score so far: created 1 trillion, evolved 0.
3. Animals have created trillions of things like dens, webs, nests, hives, dams, etc. For the debate count only one trillion for create, zero for evolution. The score so far: created 2 trillion, evolved 0.
4. Plants have created trillions of things like blossoms, leaves, stems, roots, seeds, etc. For the debate count only one trillion for create, zero for evolution. The score so far: created 3 trillion, evolved 0.
5. Humans are devolving (new and known genetic disorders are continuously increasing), humans must have been without genetic flaws in the past, and before that must have been created brand-new (like humans, animals and plants create everything). Historically, there have been a trillion humans and none have evolved (e.g., ape-men were proven frauds or forgeries in 2002). For the debate count one trillion for create, zero for evolution. The score so far: created 4 trillion, evolved 0.
 6. Our sun is devolving 4.5 million tons/s of its mass to radiant energy. It must have been more massive in the past and before that it must have been created. There are 2.6 x 10^6 galaxies with 100 x 10^9 stars/galaxy which equals 260 x 10^15 stars devolving and having been created like our sun whereas zero have evolved. Planets, moons, and other objects also devolve and must have been created. That accounts for the entire universe and a box score of about 260 quadrillion 4 trillion for created and zero for evolution.
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The dictionary definition of create is to make or originate. Leonardo created the Mona Lisa. No divinity is inferred. Everything on this planet was made by man, animals, or plants. The examples are nearly infinite and there is not one example of evolution. Further, everything is devolving and that requires a creation some time in the past. For example, the sun is devolving 4.5 million tons/s of its mass to radiant energy. It must have been created sometime in the past because it could not go on gaining mass indefinitely in the past. 
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Everything had to be created new and from that moment onward it began its devolution to extinction. Everything in the universe, nonviable and viable alike, works that way. Billions of observers for thousands of years have observed creation and devolution and that is why both are science. No one has ever observed the opposite of reality, evolution, and that is why it is inverted fantasy.
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The mechanism to make or originate is in the brain. We don't need to know the mechanism to know something was created and not evolved. I do not need to know how the neural impulses activate the motor units when I create a bird house.
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Create exists. It means bringing something into existence, to make or originate, particularly something requiring skill or art or invention. Henry created the Ford. Leonardo created the Mona Lisa, but neither Henry nor Leonardo were deities.

Evolve does not exist. The entire universe is devolving, the exact opposite and excluder of evolving. Evolution was based on ignorance that maggots came from invisible fly eggs and the flies that hatched from the maggots were the same type as those that laid the eggs.

Devolve exists and in fact is universal. Things rust, wear out, die, go extinct, all permanently.
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Spontaneous generation of maggots from putrefied meat, and evolution of flies from maggots was typical ignorance prior to Dr. Francesco Redi's experiments of 1668. By contrast, Darwin was a medical school dropout with a theology degree and a Victorian imperialistic agenda harking back to the vitalism superstitions prior to 1668. Darwin turned the science clock backward two centuries. He thereby branded himself an anti-scientist, as do all current evolutionists.
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To the evolutionists’ claim that evolution is “change:” Every change requires an energy conversion and lost available energy, which is devolution, the exact opposite of evolution. That is why the change definition is also an inverted fantasy.
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ARE EVOLUTIONISTS REAL SCIENTISTS?

Darwinists are undisputed world champions in one area of biology: making cows widows. Darwinists have shot the bull in every field worldwide.
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The Life Science Challenge proves evolutionists are all bluff with no science, or as they say in the Southwest, all hat and no ranch.  They say they have a jumping frog that can beat our jumping frog but they refuse to put their money where their mouths are. Or they say they have a runner who can beat our runner or a jumper who can jump higher than our jumper. Well, let's put them on a level playing field and see. The proof is in the results of the contest. The contest settles the issue with finality. Hot air contests never end. The Super Bowl and the World Series are not decided with hot air on web sites. If they are so sure of their position they would debate.
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I went to a one-room school in the foothills of the Adirondack Mountains in 4th grade, then dropped out to go back to school in NYC. So, I am a 4th grade dropout from a one-room schoolhouse in the sticks of the Adirondacks and evolutionists are afraid to contend against me. I wonder if that makes them dumber than a 4th grade dropout and maybe as smart as the village idiot.
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The idea of evolution was invented 2,500 years ago in Greek mythology. Darwin plagiarized, Haeckel falsified, Huxley propagandized, the public schools internalized, the kids have been psychoticized, and any alternative is censored. Evolutionists say, "Evolution is a fact. The theories may vary, but evolution is a fact." When anyone asks for the evidence, all that is given is propaganda essays with not one scintilla of proof. That is why no evolutionist will contend for the Life Science Prize. Is evolution a fact? Evolution is not a fact, it is not a law, it is not a theory, it is not a hypothesis, it is not a fantasy. The cow jumped over the moon is a fantasy because a cow can jump a low fence. The grass ate the cow is an inverted fantasy. That living things die and rot or putrefy to a pile of chemicals is a fact but that a pile of chemicals evolved to living things is an inverted fantasy as far from reality as the human mind can go and that is what the medical dictionary calls psychosis.
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A fanatical anonymous evolutionists posts comments on YouTube and said the following: “I would say I could run circles around Mastropaolo.” To which Dr. Mastropaolo responded: “Bring your circles to the min-trial and we'll begin.”
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WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT EVOLUTIONISM?

Without totalitarian censorship and persecution, evolution would not last a month.
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Evolution dies without censorship.  Competition kills evolution. 
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Evolutionists pretend they are sincere to keep creationists busy trying to convince them. Face it, they will never be convinced.
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Evolutionists may be compared to anti-gravitationalists who maintain that dropping anything will result in it flying straight upward. I maintain that you can reason with such people until blue in the face for a century and never convince them.

I am more convinced that you will get better results reasoning with a stump.
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Evolution is an inverted-fantasy religion taught in the public schools in violation of the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America.
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Evolutionism should be expunged because it is an inverted-fantasy religion based on vitalism superstitions 2,500 years old, the exact opposite of reality, taught by frauds and forgeries, brass and bluff, in the public schools in violation of the First Amendment of that fundamental law of the land.
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THE LIFE SCIENCE PRIZE (See http://originalitythroughouttheuniverse.com/life-science-trial.)

Evolutionists worldwide agree that evolution does not exist. Surely, 363,000 evolutionists cannot be wrong.
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Break the news and invite skeptics to make themselves rich. In a global depression, that should be news hard to beat.
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The extremist evolutionist groups, National Center for Science Education (ncse.com/rncse/25/5-6/life-science-prize) and Talk Origins (talkorigins.org/indexcc/CA/CA343.html), exhibit some of the wackiest examples of excuses to avoid facing the fact that they have no evidence. Talk Origins even evades by explaining that, “The challenge itself reveals that Mastropaolo is scientifically inept.” To which Dr. Mastropaolo responds with, “If I am inept, then they are extremely charitable not to take away from me the unlimited $10,000 mini-trial awards. Not many people would not take $10,000 away from a baby or not take unlimited $10,000 awards away from an inept scientist. What is the name of their extraordinary charity--Inept Scientists Unlimited?”
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Also see "Why I "Barney Fife" Evolutionists", If it wasn’t so Funny I’d Cry”, and "Stingers to us on Evolutionists".